I drink a lot. I drink whole milk, cartons of it every week, and twice as much orange juice and grapefruit juice. I start with coffee and drink it all day. If I have anything with mustard or anything Asian…Diet Coke. I start my day with Alka Seltzer and sneak one in every so often just because I like it. I even have a glass of wine or two, once in a while a beer. In short, if you put it in front of me, I just might drink it.
So here’s a big problem. More than anything I mentioned above, I drink Gerolsteiner. I drink a couple liters a day! And where is Gerolsteiner? Not in my store! We seem to have a Gerolsteiner crisis. That’s not good. I feel my brain dehydrating and my stomach going sour. What on God’s green Earth has happened to Gerolsteiner?
I just don’t want to be cranky any more. Bring me my Gerolsteiner.
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