Dear Reader, this is a plea for relevancy. And only you can help.
What I need is more followers, especially Twitter followers. (I am currently languishing with 106 and most of them have names like DialSoap.)
Essentially I am talking to myself. How am I supposed to help and change the world with a following like that?
At Twitter I have tried #FFing myself, but that’s neither effective nor is it anywhere near as much fun as it sounds. (That’s why I dare mentioning it here. Who will know? You need friends for this. Embarrassing.)
A Little Tour in Yellow gets traffic from time to time, but usually that happens when I muse about my teddy bear or write about saving turtles, for which I am of course grateful, but shoot…really?
Perhaps people can think of me as an aggregator. I follow a lot of smart, sharp, and fun people who have fabulous things to share. They are witty and fresh. And I frequently re-tweet them. So you can follow me and spare yourself the trouble of collecting all this information yourself.
Plus every now and then I come up with something brilliant of my own to share, such as the random link to this blog. You want more of that. You do. And so do others. Tell your friends and family to tune in. Come find me. Come follow me. Come and make me relevant!
(Oh my…that sounds pathetic. Is it? Please advise.)