I can’t help myself. I looked in the mirror tonight and wow!
That wart on my nose has all but disappeared. (Maybe not a wart?) And waxing my chest was the right decision. The secondary growth is stunning. And my eyes…damn, what eyes…and the teeth whitening helped a lot, too, not that it was needed. Then, when I turn my head just a shade shy of 15 degrees of head on into you…watch it, watch out…staring into that ensemble of debonair sophistication and come hither playfulness…you know it as well as I do, you’re toast.
But I haven’t any time for this. I have to get some sleep.