Thank You Twitter for Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton (center).

One of them is Perez Hilton, or so I am told.

Thank god we have Twitter.  Last night I saw the hashtag #RIPPerezHilton trending in Minneapolis and I nonchalantly announced to a friend that Perez Hilton had apparently passed on…

“What?!”

Well, I had no idea.  First off I’m not very bright and I tend to believe anything I see on Twitter so I presumed some guy dear to people in Minneapolis had died.  Odd name though…Perez Hilton?…couldn’t even be certain he was a he and not a she.  Who knew?  I had no idea.

Well now I do!  And isn’t that worth something?  His website is a bit too gauzy and gaudy for me…a bit too much pink, I think…but I might start following the guy on Twitter, especially since I am a big fan of dead celebrities.  (Not really, but Perez isn’t dead and I haven’t looked into whether or not indeed he is a celebrity anyway.)

So to all of that I say Thank you…I say Thank you Twitter because now I might discover an undead guy and learn something about not being flippantly gullible.  All of this might even inspire me to do something.  Anything.  Anything at all.  (I am in a slump.)

“O Sing, Twitter, of Perez, son of the Hashtag, that brought meaningless confusion to this slumping tweeter…”

Or something like that.  Until then I am going to read about life before electricity while you scroll down through this blog and find something interesting to share with all your friends and family.

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3 thoughts on “Thank You Twitter for Perez Hilton

  1. V. Lyn

    Finding something interesting by you is not hard to do… So please be inspired do not be in a slump perhaps the solution to your slumpdom came courtesy of a dead undead Perez Hilton. Maybe you should have an undead celebrity sighting catagory. Whatever you decide I for one will keep reading you and recommending your blog, but I sure wouldn’t mind reading more about your sightings of the living undead (redundant) celebs…but then I like everything you write.

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      1. V. Lyn

        My pleasure and thanks for the pleasure of allowing me and others to read your writing…I am looking forward to reading your novel!!!

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