It is windy as heck here in Minneapolis. So what will be mentioned on every freaking damn local newscast tonight? Hair! I guarantee it. Look…there isn’t a more insecure crowd out there than the local news stiffs trying to look pretty AND smart all at the same time. And nothing…and I mean NOTHING…gets them more riled up than hair problems. I won’t mention names, but…there’s a channel between 3 and 5 in our town that tops them all. And that’s the best station in town!
I’m handsomely near-bald (shave a lot of it) so what do I care? Pish posh. My windows are wide open and I’ll let the wild winds — dust and all — blow through my hair as I dream of little lambs playing on grassy windswept knolls.
While I nap, you read. Scroll down and read one of my better posts. Tell your friends when you find one. (Send a note to me, too.) Righty now…Nap time.
(P.S. If you’re a Republican, the channel between 3 and 5 is 4. Don’t say I’m not out here trying to help.)