What the…?! Look at this! Another dip head parking like a moron from Nevada!
And…just so you know…this puny little red car parked right up against my rear bumper, pinching me into a very tight space while at the same time taking up two spots…a little toy car taking up two spots that should be open for real cars in a crowded city! Shoot…there are pumpkins, literally pumpkins…heavier than this little car! Carve it up, Jack-o-Lantern!
If this keeps going we’re going to have problems. We need no more Bad Parkers in this neighborhood.
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